and you just sit there in complete silence as your entire soul shifts and your entire being begins to beat intune to the sudden new music and your entire world opens up to all the new emotions that you’re going to discover jjust by listning to another humans voice
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, where two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.
AU in which Chi-chi and Gohan say “no” to Goku being on the space right after Freeza saga.
After he says that he’ll be back when he’s done doing whatever he does. Chi-chi decides she had enough of Goku’s shit, she asks Roshi to train her in basic things as fly and throw ki blasts.
Gohan and Chi-chi venture to the outer space -borrowing a ship from Bulma- and go into several planets where Goku might be while they fight various aliens. Gohan is decided to protect his mom, but Chi-chi wont let him even try to fight, tho Gohan always ends helping her.
Chi-chi cures Gohan wounds while she thinks several ways to kill Goku when they find him. In their spare time, Chi-chi helps Gohan with his studies.
They even come across Vegeta but he royally ignores them and goes to another planet just to be far form “Kakarots plague”.
They don’t find Goku after a few months and come back to Earth just to have him waiting for them in the house. Gohan hugs him and Chi-chi kicks his ass (and then hugs him)
THIS I WOULD READ THIS CHICHI IS A BADASS AND DESERVES THIS SORT OF THING I - who we all know has one of the weirdest OTPs in the DBZ fandom - WOULD READ THE HELL OUT OF THIS IT IS BEAUTIFUL DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
Aw, thank you ♥～(‘▽^人)!!
Chi-chi is just a badass and I’d love to see her doing more things of this sort uwu. Tehe, but I’m not gonna do write anything, I suck and I don’t want to ruin this. It’s better if it stays like that.
I am the kind of person who refuses to give in to the dogs begging, to the point where all three dogs ignore me when I eat on the couch, but who also encourages the cats to sit on my lap at meal time and steal green beans or butter off of my plate.