reaganwarren

reaganwarren:

shirepower2012 alanabloomsperpetualangryface what if namekians actually don’t have anything that resembles semen and just take any kind of DNA that’s available around them and use it to reproduce and create diversity within their race?

like, instead of what humans would consider…

I headcanon that Namekians can reproduce sexually with each other, typically in 69 fashion…and asexually using their own DNA/ that of another organism (ie: blood, hair, skin, semen, a leaf, root, flower, etcetera). For instance, my OC Suri was conceived through the asexual method, using Chichi’s DNA. Therefore, he is 100% Namekian, but with human DNA. The outside DNA influences certain aspects of the child. For instance, I headcanon that Dende is Namekian with meadow-flowers, (as opposed to Namek-Namek because all of them are Guru’s hatchlings). Then the (I believe Fanon) term for Namekian younglings, Sprouts, is influences by the plants Guru used influenced their traits…etc
Namekians aren’t “sexually” compatable with other species, therefore only Piccolo could have given birth to Suri and, later, Viola. I really need to write out my massive Namekian headcanon list… I was planning on doing it in the form of a field guide, haha

So, I do headcanon them with semen… Lol. BUT they can take outside DNA.

Yeah they totally pee, heeheehee. I think they’re capable of pooping though. :)

And all the aliens are humanoid bc Toriyama is lazy.

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peaceful-moon:

lord-of-the-other-jewelry:

my-innocence-is-lost:

owlmylove:

craized:

trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone 

or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

two kinds of people.

and I am both of them

goodness this is beautiful

peaceful-moon:

lord-of-the-other-jewelry:

my-innocence-is-lost:

owlmylove:

craized:

trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone 

or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

two kinds of people.

and I am both of them

goodness this is beautiful